Well, that was supposed to be broccoli
But there are these little worms that got to it. And pardon my French, but those mother crackers really pissed me off. They didn't just eat my broccoli & cabbage leaves, they TERRORIZED them.
Yeah, they look real cute and innocent, don't they? WRONG-O, buddy boy. Them there worms are the devil.
My cabbage has HOLES in it!