#8: When I'm not falling asleep in front of the television, I'm busy recording terrible TV shows.

My DVR lineup:

All episodes: Law & Order: SVU, Intervention, Platinum Weddings, Dateline NBC

Daily 7, 7:30, 8, 8:30am: Saved by the Bell
Daily 4pm: Oprah

Monday 8pm: The Bachelor, Intervention, Gossip Girl AND Secret Life of an American Teenager (yes I have to choose which one to watch in the other room and which one to not record...)
Monday 9pm: The Bachelor, Intervention
Monday 10pm: Jon & Kate Plus 8
Monday 12am: Jon & Kate Plus 8

Tuesday 8pm: American Idol
Tuesday 10pm: Law & Order: SVU, Toddlers & Tiaras

Wednesday 9pm: American Idol

Thursday 9pm: Grey's Anatomy
Thursday 10pm: Private Practice, America's Best Dance Crew

Friday 9pm: Friday Night Lights
Friday 10pm: 20/20

Basically, I watch a LOT of TV shows, but I know people who watch even more!! I'm overwhelmed by the number just on this list. I guess there aren't that many that are that difficult to keep up with the plot... for example, while the Bachelor is fabulous, I picked it up when there were only 3 girls left and still got highly involved, which also explains why I can have 4 Monday night 8pm shows!!

I guess my TV highlights aren't all that embarassing, but still... I think the best (or worst) is Toddlers & Tiaras, which I'll be honest, I'm not completely gung-ho about anyway, or maybe Platinum Weddings? But really, who doesn't want to watch a show about a single day that costs $1,000,000!!!!

#7: I almost ALWAYS fall asleep during movies, tv shows, and plays.

In fact, my last boyfriend eventually refused to take me on dates to the movies because he considered it a waste of money. When we were in Florida, he tried to convince his dad to drop me off at home before going to see The Simpsons Movie because we both knew that was a double waste of money.

I turn the TV on so I can fall asleep. Even if it's my favorite TV show... there is no stopping me. I really don't mean to fall asleep, and most times when I do I really didn't want to. In fact, for a long time I was not allowed to choose the "goodnight" television show because everyone knew that within the first 5 minutes I would be sound asleep, and whoever was watching would be stuck watching the other 55 minutes. Well, first I was limited to 30 minute shows, then banned from choosing altogether.

The best place I have fallen asleep? The iMAX theater at Fernbank Museum. Yep, I took Grace & Wyatt to see the dinosaurs and all the exhibits, and first I thing I do when I sit down in the comfy chairs in the Fernbank? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. The munchkins woke me up for the cool parts. They rock.

Also, I am pretty sure this "habit" stems from my father, surprise surprise (but that is another post for another day...)

#6: I really enjoy talking on the phone (and in general).

You know how some people say they just aren't phone people? I'm not one of them. I truly enjoy talking on the phone, I like listening on the phone, and I am just in general a phone person. In fact, I even recently purchased a new phone because I use mine so much!

On top of being a serious phone person, it really bugs me when people aren't phone people. I get seriously irritated. I realize that this is a personal problem and nothing more, but come on -- is it that hard to pick up the phone and make a phone call?

I think half the reason I enjoy talking on the telephone so much is because I have so much to say. Just how much do I talk? Let's take today for example:

25 minutes at 9am - Shayelyn (boss)
20 minutes at 12noon - Amanda
30 minutes at 1pm - Mom
30 minutes at 2:30pm - Mom
1 hour at 8pm - TEFL Institute
15 minutes at 8:55pm - Mom
20 minutes at 9:15pm - Greg
45 minues at 10pm - Dad
20 minutes at 11pm - Amanda

Seriously?!

#5: I hate getting my hands dirty.

I could never be a bartender because I would have to constantly wash all the stickiness off my hands. I suck at foods that are supposed to be "finger foods" because I typically eat them with a fork, or else I go through nine thousand napkins trying to keep my hands clean while eating. Ex: hot wings. I eat them with a fork and one finger, and even then I get dirtier than I prefer. My way of eating chicken wings irritates a lot of people.

I clean out underneath my fingernails at least twice a day, and feel like I am constantly washing my hands to get SOMETHING off of them.

Yesterday we went to Oysterfest, and I wanted so badly to shuck my own oysters, because let's be honest, there is a sense of satisfaction in doing that. Well, I shucked about 3 before I quit becaue I had used 9 moist towelettes and my hands still weren't clean enough. Instead someone else just shucked for me and I ate the delicious oysters.

#4: My favorite food is Mexican food.

I eat Willy's, Moe's, or La Parilla at least 5 times a week. You think I'm joking, but I'm not. I always get the same thing and it never doesn't sound good. My obsession started in high school when my best friend and I would skip our 3rd period lunch and go to Cazadores. Then, freshman year in college Whitney and I would go to Moe's and eat just cheese dip... and we spent a LOT of time drinking at El Amigo. Clearly I've stepped up my taste in Mexican food, but it's still my absolute hands down favorite.

When I go with friends, I know what they eat too because that's how often we go. Kind of sick, I guess.

#3: I've always wanted to be a teacher.

When I was younger, I knew I wanted to be a teacher. At one point, someone told me I was "too smart" to be a teacher, which now makes no sense. Teachers are the smartest people I know. Whoever told me that was right, I am smart. But I'm not "too smart" to be a teacher; I don't think there is such a thing.

If I were to teach, I would want to teach 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th grade. Why? Children at that age are like little sponges, and they still actually like to go to school and learn. You make the biggest impact. Two of my favorite teachers were from those grades, and I still remember projects and things that we did in those grades.

I have recently started looking into teaching as a career path. Georgia Tech obviously doesn't offer an education degree, but there are definitely other options for me to obtain certification. What I really want to do is move to Spain and teach, but after some extensive research, it seems like such a daunting adventure. Right now I am leaning toward participating in a month-long training session coupled with teaching English at intensive summer camps. It seems like there is no better time than the present to take advantage of this opportunity. Plus, obtaining the TEFL certification would give me a lot of experience and perhaps I could even come back and be an ESOL teacher. But, going to Spain means being super prepared and basically bringing everything I could ever need with me. Plus, the TESL certification is really freaking expensive (like $2500 expensive...). This whole issue is stemming from the fact that I don't have a job, so I guess I have to be really sure before I put that kind of money into it.

On top of having the experience of teaching abroad, living in Spain would help my Spanish skills tremendously, which is something I have been trying to do. I can't really figure out how to enhance my Spanish-speaking ability while living here, but living in Spain would be awesome! Plus, I had the best time last summer and am really interested in spending the same amount of time in a different region.

Anyway, long story short, I've kind of gone back to the thought of being a teacher. After mentioning to a few close friends that I was interested in teaching abroad, they both said that they have thought all along that I should be a teacher. Now if only I could decide which path I want to take... to stay in the US or go...

Avoid the Grass

I really cannot stand to walk in grass, especially when I'm wearing flip flops and the grass can actually touch my feet. I have no idea where this phobia stems from, and sometimes it's actually quite annoying. I would walk all the way around a large patch of grass to get to the other side, even when everyone else walks through the middle. Wet grass is even worse than dry grass, too, because not only does it feel all gross and grimy, but it sticks to you, too. Ugh, I hate grass.