Oh right, you know me better than that. You probably assumed I had nothing to say.
I know, I know, let's be real, when is the last time that happened?
I can hear my mom from 600+ miles away shouting, "You haven't shut up since the day you started talking!"
Pipe down, mom. Some people don't know me the way you do, and I've got to keep the facade!
But just in case you were wondering where I've been, here's, quite literally, a snapshot view of what I've been doing.
I've been at weddings,
(where my best friend caught the bouquet)
visiting friends in Washington DC,
(where it was a whole hell of a lot warmer than in this picture)
floating down questionably contaminated rivers,
(I might have liked it better from the mom's point of view),